Long Text Game and LR

This is the text game and LR from The Funnest Girl So Far post.

Her Text
My Text

Sorry I missed your call, I can't talk at work.

What, you can't make personal calls at Burger King? ;)
Haha. I've got other guy friends I'm hanging out with. And I don't have time.

Fact: I'm way more fun than anyone else you've met, so that should narrow it down for you. Plus I'd cut you off after 3 min anyway. A "playa" can't spend too much time on one woman. ;)('playa' is inside joke from first meet)
That sounds more like an opinion. And what's with the 3 min?

3 min = I'm a busy man. You're right, it wasn't a fact: I was reading your mind ;) Call me when you're off and we'll talk about Saturday.
I'm really busy this week.

Keep working; I need a sugar momma :P Just keep Sat night open.
Sorry I didn't hang out Saturday, I left my phone at work.

Ha. I figured you called your friend and she got you to ditch me to hang out with her... which is forgivable. But losing your phone?! I gotta hold that against you. ;)
Well my friend didn't come down this weekend.
I would have at least called if I made other plans. I'm nice like that...

Good thing that's a quality I admire... otherwise I'd have to break up with you. ;)
Ok heart breaker... so you like nice girls with money? fyi...
I don't have a lot of money. I like nice boys... that make me go wild.

Go wild? You women are all the same; you just want me for my body.
Aww... you want someone that's gonna see whats on the inside. ;)
Good for you.

--- a few weeks pass

Congratulations!
On what??!

I was just thinking about you. Congratulations! ;)
Haha. I thought I won something. You still thinking about me.. :P

Who is this?
Is this 'Pulsotic's' phone?

Haha Just messin with you, goof. ;) So easy though. Did you know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary? True story. How's the workaholics anonymous going? :)
And you're funny too. I might like you ;) Well not a workaholic,
but busy. Goof... yes. very. gullible... a little :P
Anyway, what ya been up to?

Ha. You can't fool me. I already know you like me. Something about the way you were eying me like a piece of meat. Text is too slow. We'll have to talk again soon.
-- called and left message that said I'd be away for the weekend --
I'm at work... why I missed you're call. You're going away? :)
next week I'll be working earlier days so give me a call one night.
I might be available to talk for "3 min." ;)

-- She sent pic of Penis Pacifier, "For girls who can't sleep."
-- Probably a spam text. I know you're not supposed to answer these, but
-- it was an easy way to get the convo sexual

Awww, you shouldn't have. Wow, is sex all you ever think about?
Naughty girl. ;) Just once I'd like to meet a beautiful, exciting woman at an awful dive bar without being objectified. But, hey, if it helps with your insomnia then go for it. ;)
Good luck with that :) haha. is there more to you than just a sexual
object? J/k. actually I'm thinking about food... but wait... still
thinking about sex more ;P

-- She sent pic of Man sleeping on bed of boobs in pajamas.--
Is this better?

Wow, deja vu. That's just like this dream I had of you... only there were no pajamas. ;)
Haha. perv. ;) I'm not surprised you're dreaming of me... I have that effect.

---- A few weeks pass ----

I know you haven't been able to stop thinking about me, so I figured I'd say hi.
U r so considerate. But I almost forget what you look like.
Some nude pics would jog my memory ;p
N I kinda have a boy friend/toy now sorta.
Damn short attention span :)

Naughty girl... I'd send you pics, but then you'd have to buy a new phone after drooling all over it... and it's not your memory that would be jogged ;)
A boyfriend, huh? Does that mean we're not getting married now?
P.S. Do you like roasted marshmallows?
You're so right. cough "prude"
Yes, I love roasting marshmallows... why?

What are you doing up so late on a school night, weirdo? ;)
So we both like roasted marshmallows... I knew you had a sweet tooth. Things are lookin' up.
P.S. You like red or white wine?
Red.. I'm with my boy toy.. he is bein a baby.
I don't have to work tomorrow.. or much at all this week.
Why are you still up?

How are you going to support me if you don't work?
I was up all night working on a project and now I'm amped on Mayorga hazelnut coffee. Mmmmmm.
P.S. Horror movie or comedy?
Comedy... what's with the p.s.'s dork? :)
so you're gonna take me 2 a funny movie and then we'll eat marshmallows
and wine? this is my vaca. I'm tryin to enjoy it. I drank blueberry beer
all night.
What's the project?

Greedy girl... I might have, but you didn't say please... I hope you didn't stay in Nxxxxx for your vacation. I'm a fill in guitarist for a band. I have to learn all their songs for a short tour up north. What's the rest of your week look like? I'm away this weekend and next but I may have a few minutes after practice on thurs night(tomorrow)to get a drink with you.
P.S. It's so adorable when you call me 'dork'... I want to adopt you...weirdo ;)
I'm a slow texter. My hands are tired.
I remember you quit Mxxxx when you got your 1st guitar.
I'm impressed, you're a hard worker ;)
You didn't tell me about the band thing.
Now I really get a feel for what a 'player' you are.
I do have to work tonight till like 12am... or I would have had a drink
with my dork. :( I know you're sad.

I'm intrigued... What's an innocent girl like you doing with your hands that's making them so tired? Oh, the band thing... that's odd, I thought I told you everything about me, you mean there's something I missed?!
No drink? Your loss... but I've already met my weirdo charity quota this week, so it all works out :) What are your early days or days off?
You're so right... I am intriguing, and innocent and, well I could go
on and on ;p I know you're upset you didn't get to see me... don't be
a brat :) I do have to work, my schedule is ever changing... I usually
work late on thurs... and mostly off on the weekends. but most nights
I'm off by 8. So what is the band you play with? Where will you be
playing at? wow... I sound like a stalker groupy. Maybe I am. or not.
You pretty boys all think alike :)) my playa package..

You evaded the question about your hands... now I have to use my imagination ;) Btw, you do sound like a stalker groupie... I'll let it slide this time, though, cuz I got a thing for Jersey girls. I'm in a couple bands now. The band I'm fillin' in for is from Philly. They play all over the place. I'd actually stay in the band, but I don't like touring... something about being in an enclosed space with a bunch of sweaty guys... but you'd probably LOVE it ;)
P.S. I'll be near Nxxxxx next week. You want to get a drink on tues or thurs night
So you're fantasizing about me again :) that's right, jersey girls are the
best! more people should think like you. so hows you're fill in tour with
sweaty boys going? and how many other stalkers do you have? I'm a curious
girl... enough so that I'll meet up with you next week. You have to behave
though ;P well I'm tired. time to put on my sexy pj's (sweats) and crawl
in bed... -big hug :)

I like being the only one who thinks like me - I'm in a league of my own. It's been an adventure lately... Almost died several times. Behave? Don't worry, my intentions are completely dishonorable. So tuesday night... I'll talk to you before then.
P.S. You wear clothes to bed? Weird. ;)
I'm happy to hear you are still alive. Would really like to hear about
your multiple brushes with death. Oh and you better behave... you know
I'm a taken woman ;) haha. So I need to save Tuesday night for you...
Ok Just for you.. only cause you're a cute dork..
You're gonna need to wear some bad glasses, and break out in some acne..
Ya know, tone it down a little bit so I can control myself :)
And yes I wear lots of clothes to bed. I like to be cozy. I might even
cuddle with a stuffed tiger ;p. But that's a secret. @

---- met for day 2, had awesome time, talked for several hours at a bar ----
---- made out in her car, no full close ----

Ha... last night I was feeling a little off. I know you're thinking I must
have been nervous ;) but anyway I woke up through the night full blown sick
as a dog... uhh. So I hope I didn't get you sick... but it gave me an excuse
to text you ;P

I could tell you were off... I'm feeling fine, though. I have a robust immune system. Ever since that Navy Doctor experimented on me... bullets don't hurt me either which has been pretty handy...
haha, funny guy. I'm really sick... I'm laying in bed bored and miserable.
So I was talkin to my girlfriend today and I may need your services :)
Not what you're thinking... sorry. But I do have a hot friend that could
use a charming, hot, no strings attached guy.. kinda like you :) know any?

Oh, I get it. Orgies are fun. Long as you're cool with sharing me. I'll bring my alter ego... I don't know if you could handle him, but he is entertaining.
I just thought you had a good understanding of men and women. So I assumed
you may know some men like yourself. In my delirium maybe I wasn't making
sense.. not talking orgies. Though I do love my girl and would share you :)
You'd just have to tell me all the dirty details ;p. Oh and being that we're
in love now, you should get me some damn soup... had to get some other dork
to get it for me. @

You're so right... I should have a radio talk show :) I could help thousands of you weirdos all at the same time ;p BTW, Just because I'm a know-it-all doesn't mean I know everything, but I do feel your pain... there are few quality guys out there. Though I know ONE that I would consider like me, the three of us should be enough.
P.S. Soup is what errand boys are made for.
OK... don't really know what you were talking about in the last text...
I thought you were my errand boy ;) No, but I was seriously looking for a guy
like you for my friend. I have enough boys on my hands :) She hasn't gotten
any for 2 years, 'cause she doesn't want to put in any time. Then we could
all go on a double date.. ya!... how cute would that be ;O I know you love
that kinda stuff. Dorks always do :)

2 years? Hot? Something doesn't add up. You may be succumbing to rescuer syndrome... I think your judgment may be compromised ;) Anyway, I don't believe in blind dates... they're for the desperate. Send me the sexiest pic you have and I'll let you know.
P.S. Send one of you too ;)
Only you would make this complicated :) ... I'm not trying to pawn you
off... you are a part of my collection. I'm not done with you yet ;p Merely
trying to set up a friend. So what have you been doing with yourself?

Oh.. and blind dates are not for the desperate.. and so what if I'm a rescuer
... I care.. I have a great big heart.. aww ;)

Oh, so...... she's ugly? Complicated is more fun... and you know it ;) All kidding aside, that's like asking to borrow my Lamborghini to lend to a friend I've never met and who doesn't know how to drive. Plus, if she's not willing to put in the work, that tells me she doesn't feel she deserves it... Which begs the question: "Does she have low self esteem?" Which then leads me to further assumptions about how she takes care of herself. Sometimes I'm wrong. Either way, he's my friend and I have no desire to waste his time.
P.S. I was just picturing you naked and it was HOT ;)
Sometimes you're such a cocky little brat... that needs to be spanked ;) Oh
and my friend, well your amateur analysis was way off... 'it's complicated'
;p And put in the time... meaning she's busy and doesn't have time for a lot
of dating and needy men.. but forget it now. Oh I think I lost the pic I took
of you :( You are right about one thing.. I'm very Hot naked!.. I know you
think of it often... do you think you have a shot? :)

A shot? I'll need the bottle :)
You really are a brat ;)) you're lucky I'm playful

---- a week passes ----

If I ask you a question can you give a real honest answer?
Is that supposed to make me crazy with curiosity? And what do you think I'm
gonna say... 'no, I'm a liar' ;) You're funny :)

Haha... who's the Brat now? When you're done spanking me I'll have to return the favor ;) Interestingly, you didn't answer me. Don't know how I put up with you. If I wasn't already in love with your sexy ass... ;) xoxo(love thing is an inside joke from day 2)

I accidentally erased the last part of your txt... said something about how
sexy I was and love. Yeah, I get that a lot ;) your question was for real
then? Ok.. yes I can. And I already knew I was a brat. I love that were
brats :) miss you ;p

Figures... stalkers always miss me. Ya can't get enough of the Lxxxxx Lxxxxx, can ya :) Well you know me and pseudo-psych tests... and I love the way you answer them ;) Now this is very important, my sexy girl...
If my balls were itching after you had tied my hands behind my back, would you scratch them or make me suffer?
I'll get back to your last txt later. I have a question... have you ever had
Ambien sex?

Honestly..your question.. it doesn't matter ;) that is something only the
men I allow to be tied up by me can know. So what I would do is a mystery ;p
What's the fun in telling you :)

Ambien sex? No. The point of which is to reduce inhibition, which I remove with my clothes anyway. Ambien causes amnesia, too. When you're making breakfast I want to remember how you looked during the peak of passion. I don't see you having a problem with inhibition, though. I think you'd be crazy fun in bed... and loud ;)
BTW, What's the fun in NOT telling me? I never said I'd let you tie me up. I'm disappointed, girl. I was gonna let you take a 'Lamborghini' for a spin on tues, but now I have to reconsider...
I am a free spirit, love to try new things (even if it isn't good for me)
I always learn the hard way. Sometimes you get all dorky and hyped up...
It's cute, sweety, but relax :):) Also, everyone has inhibitions.. they are
what keep us from grabbing a stranger's breasts, etc. BTW, Ambien sex was
pretty good.. and I remember it all, I texted you right afterward ;)

Free spirit? Yeah, you do seem hippyish :) You're such a freak, I mean how often do you get the urge to grab other's breasts? I shoulda known... my nipples still ache. Oh, I get it... the Ambien was to forget who you were with and when it didn't work, you texted who you WISHED it was ;)
BTW, Nothin' wrong with the hard way, that's how I roll :)
P.S. You have early days this week or next?
---- sent pic of woman's vagina with piercings, "she could have just said
---- not tonight"

Yeah, I'm a freak alright ;) Cute theory on the Ambien. Except I didn't
forget anything, so... Don't know why you were on my mind after though..
Hmmm ;) Alright, what's up with this "Lxxxxx Lxxxxx".. is that how
you refer to yourself when hitting on girls? Too funny ;p. Well I work no
later than 8 most days this week and next.. aww, you miss me... that's
adorable.. -big kiss-

"Lxxxxx Lxxxxx" is my secret agent codename... we're recruiting, ya know... right now we've got an opening for a freaky, sexy female agent... think you got what it takes? ;) How do you look in stilletos and a ball gown?
Sometimes you ask stupid questions ;p And yeah I can handle being a secret
agent... haha... when do I start?

Not. So. Fast. There is a rigorous interview process and an intense field test where I will personally drill you, pushing you to your physical limits. We'll find out if you can really handle it... IF you are accepted you will receive your codename and mission briefing.
sounds like a good time :) Oh yeah, and you are such a dork ;)

It's weird how infatuated you are with dorks ;) I don't know who your boyfriend is but he isn't spanking you enough.
Why don't you think he is spanking me enough? I'll have to let him know.
Actually, I'm infatuated with you ;p You being a dork... then yes I am.

---- She sent txt of "Clap song" ----

Why? Because naughty girls need to be spanked. Hard. No worries, I'll take care of it next time I see you. And if you behave I might even bite your neck a little ;)
I was going to say that I'm a good girl... out of instinct. But I'm not...
Haha. And if I let u spank me n bite my neck. Damn you're cocky :) Somehow I
have 2 boyfriends now.. uhh. It's so hard to be me ;) Why can't I find guys
that just want to have fun and not get serious. I'm not good at all this
sneaking around. So, no I'm not feeling like a good girl. Somebody needs to
spank me ;p

If I weren't an hour and a half away I'd come help you out with that right now... you sexy woman ;)

---- Sent 5 part text to her ----
I got a txt from you just now in 5 parts.. I only got 1 out of 5.. and it
just said "dule like" and the other pages were blank... so resend the text
thanks love :)

It was actually supposed to be 105 parts... I was hoping you'd proofread the first chapter of my romance novel... You're cool with graphic descriptions of incorrigible lasciviousness, right?

-resent text-
Haha... 2 guys, that must be tough (extreme sarcasm)... Including your txt bf that's three, right? You're such a deviant :) Sounds like a tuesday for most women I know. The sneaking around is what makes it so much damn fun. And there's nothin wrong with a little fun, especially since you work so much. You need a release, you gotta open yourself up to having fun or you'll explode with me it's so important to have an outlet... thing is you women always say that and then you fall in love with me, but I am quite adventurous, and prone to taking risks, so I'm willing to give it a shot ;) I may be in your area sunday, what's your schedule like?
It is hard ;) My 1st bf wants to be with me all the time. And is the jealous
type.. kinda takes the fun out of sneaking around.. cause I do like him.
Although I do know how fun that can be. But as appealing as you are.. I'm not
going to fall for you.. sorry, I know you were hoping I'd fall in love with
you :) I can count on one hand, that's missing fingers, the guys I've fallen
for. You have a wall up, and I respect walls, I don't try and break them down
It's too much work. And Sunday I'm supposed to see bf 2... hmmm.. what to
do ;p And don't worry about me... I have lots of fun. So when else is my
'hot package' going to be in my area? xoxo
... or who knows, maybe I will fall for you and stalk you for the remainder
of your life ;)

You are so weird ;) and missing fingers? What are you a Bond villian? If you weren't so sexy... Btw, that's why they're called 'plans' and not 'definites'... cancel your plans with bf2 and get me while the gettin's good... I'll be there about 9pm.
xoxo
haha.. do you really think I'm like all the other girls? "Sure I'll
cancel all my plans at the chance to spend an hour with you" How about you
cancel band practice on monday (or any night you have plans) and hang out
with me while you've got the chance. :) So tell me something... Why do you
think I should ditch my plans with a guy that wants to take me out and spoil
me all day? Plus I already ditched him this coming Saturday. And yeah I know
I'm weird.. Isn't it cute :)

I feel super bad for bf2 because you bailed on him once... and because he has to pay for your affections. I'm actually really busy this week... I've got a bday party on monday I can't miss cuz my friend's a dancer in the circus and she isn't in town long, I'll be in Tampa from tuesday to friday for a photoshoot, and Saturday I'm going to a broadway show with an old friend. I have band practice on Sundays now and was planning on ditching out tomorrow, but maybe I should be more committed.
I'm sorry if it seems like I've forgotten about you ;p. so I'm assuming you
didn't have a circus party or photo shoot in florida.. so how was the
Colbert Report? :) oh and being spoiled has little to nothing to do with
money.. but being that I'm not that interested in bf2.. I only date him
because he spoils me.. I'm sure you've done the same. And I fought with bf1
all weekend.. why do I always fall for jerks because the sex is good? Anyway
wanted to let you know I missed you ;)

What is it about these stewardesses that makes me so rock hard? Now my pants don't fit. It's pushing so tight against my zipper. I just keep picturing her climbing onto my lap and riding me in my seat, sliding up and down as I'm biting her neck. I can feel the warm, moist air of her breath on my ear and her soft moans send a tingling up my spine like electricity, slowly burning, it's energy building... building... to the point where it can't be contained any longer and it flows uninhibited, like a river of warm taffy, sinking into the deepest, innermost, hidden places...
xoxo
I didn't know you read romance novels... that's cute. Or did you write that
yourself.. just for me?.. cuter! :)

Cute? Yeah, we're a pair, you 'n me ;) We should just go to vegas and get married. What's your weekend look like?
So you're proposing now ;)... yeah we're a pair of something.. liars,
manipulators, users maybe? ;p .. haha. well I think I have plans this
weekend.. I usually do.
I may be free on sunday.. not sure. I'm a busy girl, so what's your weekend
looking like?

That's what I like most about you... your inner libertine. It's what makes you so sexy ;) I've got committments on Saturday and Monday, Looks like Sunday is our night. What are you going to wear?
would nothing work? ;)... it doesn't matter what I wear, I can work anything.
I met a girl this weekend from your home country. she was crazy. I liked her.

Nothing? That's a look you could pull off... Of course you know I like the idea of you and I naked... but let's not rush things, I'm not a piece of meat... we'll start slow, ease into it... How smokin' hot would you be with a skirt and heels... and nothing underneath?
Crazy fun Lxxxxxxxx? What's this world coming to? How'd you meet her?
haha.. maybe you are a piece of meat ;).. no, don't worry we will take it
real slow. Oh, but could you do me a favor and bring some nipple clamps?
thanks. So I'd obviously look good in skirt n heels.. but I'm sure you want
to see if I do it because you said you wanted me to... I'm not good at
following directions :) Sorry. I met this girl at a party over the weekend,
she has only lived in this country for 5 yrs... she was hot n crazy.
hmmm, kinda like you.

Hey cutie, wear what you want... Your gorgeous body will rock whatever little fabric you wrap it in.
Ya know, Lxxxxxxx women can be a bit abrasive, but they're usually sexually unabashed and insatiably lecherous. By your description she sounds like a kindred spirit... someone I should meet ;) Did you get her number?
I didn't get her number, but I'm sure I'll see her again. Haha.. she was
angry that Americans didn't know more about her country.. 'cause someone
asked if she was from russia. Yea, I was thinkin about wearing skirt n heels
with nothing underneath ;) maybe. That or the sexy sweats I wear to bed.
What are you going to wear? You're my text bf3.. you have to look hot for me
;P shouldn't be a problem for you. Oh and where are you taking me?

Ah, the obligatory drunken faux pas. Of course she was mad... The fool! He fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is: "Never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this:
"Never ask a Lxxxxxxx if they're Russian."
Oh, you want me to take you somewhere, Princess? I was looking forward to getting drunk with you and makin' out at a random dive bar. Either that or we could take a long hard trip to Amora Academy ;)
Should I know where that is? :) .. well you could always take me to a dive
bar. Thanks for recognizing my inner princess. You could always take me to
Mxxxxx again.. is that dive enough for you? So you're not russian then...
good to know.. ;)

Ok, Mxxxxx it is. I'll be there bout 9. Lookin forward to seeing ya, cutie.
yeah..sounds good. can't wait ;) ..I'm in dire need of a change in scenery.
and I don't mean Mxxxxx :p

---- Hung out at Mxxxxx. I said, "Let's get outta here."
---- She said, "OK" Went to her place and had sex by the pool ;)

Hey Beautiful, I had fun hanging out with you last night. Look forward to seeing you again.
Yeah, I had a good time too :)

--- Sent FWD:"Dear Vagina.... I, the penis"

I'm at a crap bar in phl called Kxxxxxx. Was just thinking bout you... picturing you naked again. I was right, ya know (I usually am)... you ARE hot naked ;) Don't dream about me too much, sexy girl.
xoxo
Crap bars make you think about me.. that's so romantic. I guess I should be
thinking about you, since I'm sitting by the pool :p ... I only dream about
us getting married... that's not weird is it?.. can't help it you're such a
cute dork :)@

What's your schedule sunday?
---- Sent pic of her cousin ----
My cousin in the pic wants to meet you... or if you have any hot friends...
she wants them too... oh tomorrow night I have plans, sweetheart, sorry

I'm sooo fucked up.. I'm in the bathroom. But yeah I got plans for sunday.
What you doin on monday?? I'm ill at the moment.. And everyone wants to be so
serious.. And I just wanna throw up... lol :)

Contrast is king. I like the juxtapositioning of the classy necklace with the tattoo. She's probably an interesting person. Why does she want to meet me? Sounds like you had an off night. Hope things turn around for you. Monday is bad for me. Maybe friday, definitely sunday.
Shut up.. an off night?.. I was having a good time.. well up until I got
locked in the trunk of a car :) oh my cousin is married and not happily and
is looking for a side piece. You happened to pop in my head.. I like to
share ;p but for the most part, I just drunk texted you. And I don't know if
she is that interesting... She used to be wild when she was younger.. now
she's not. I try to bring out her wild side, but as always, like sat night
she got tired and left the bar early.. and I stayed. Hmmm.. maybe you would
hit it off.. you always want to leave early too...nerd :)

Hey weirdo, I can't do Friday now, got plans up in philly. How's this sunday look for you? xoxo
perfect.. I can't do friday either. Sunday works.. where you taking me??

haha.. suppose could do something different this time... did you want to invite your cousin?
not really.. she is kinda too high maintenance for me. She would need
someone's undivided attention. So if you or someone you know wants to do that
I can see if she's available. @

Nothin wrong with high maint, but I don't give my undivided atten to anyone. It's just me sunday. Call her up. If it's nice maybe we could actually go swimming. I'll pick up some drinks.

I'm gonna have to renege on the drinks. I forgot you owe me. Yuengling or a nice red wine would be great ;)
I'll get you some pabst maybe:) swimming over here isn't a good idea
anyway.. unless it's 1am. You should take me to your place ;) we could cuddle
and watch movies.. haha

Your car work yet?
it works enough..not well. I need a new car.

Good. I need a ride. Think it'll make it to AC?
oh you need a ride. Well I need a back rub. Do you give good massages?

---- sent "exercise ball spam text" ----

I guess looks will only take me so far, huh ;) I can give toe-curling massages, but only if I'm getting one at the same time. You have a girlfriend that could help us out on sunday?
Now you are the weird one.. what do you need help with on sunday?.. ya..bonus
points for you since you give such great massages ;)

You read my last text too fast - Ur gf to give me a massage while I give you one - what else could I have meant :p
no ive been in outerspace lately ;)... too much stress. i will try and pay
more attention to your future texts :p..

I'd expect nothing less.. don't worry.. you can expect a stimulating yet relaxing sunday night.. and let your tension surrender to the slippery silkiness.. of calm.. soothing.. release..
you should try and get sum weed if ya wana relax like that :)..il try also..
i jst don't usually get it..i usually jst smoke wit sumone

:p......what do you want from me......lol
Ha, adam lambrt fan? .. Hows 9 tonight?

Ur txt bout weed... I might be able to get some tonight, but only if bass player has enough.

Quit playin hard to txt :p Are you still hangin out tonight or should I make other plans?
i running late..im in bucks county right row, at a friends.. i thought id be
leaving earlier. im not sure what time il be back.. sorry. i have a lot of
free time this week though if you want 2 make it for another night.. sorry
sweety..xoxox..

What time u b back?
dont no...im at a friend of a friends.. so im just here until she is ready 2
leave..were at a cookout. so it may be late..like maybe close to 11 or 12..??

Don't worry bout it, cutie.. I'm just glad ur ok.. thought something bad happened again.. Onway to philly now. Have fun at the cookout n I'll catch you next time. Week days rough for me. I'm always here on sundays anyway, though. Hows nxt sun look for u?
wht ya doin..i will be home in 20 min..did u make other plans

Yeah, I'm in philly. U get my last txt?
jst got it...u suck...:)

--- one week later ---

Hey stoner, are you gonna be around sunday night? im gettin some weed and i need someone cool to smoke with.
haha..yeah i will be around sunday night. where the hell do you go during
the week?? ;p..

You realize, of course, that I expect you to provide the drinks, right?
you are such a cheap ass ;) maybe il buy you a drink...and maybe some chicken
strips if your a good boy...

Listening to Coldplay... It's so inspirational :D(inside joke)

Hey brat, I hope you're working hard today, cuz I'm thinkin I'll be in the mood for chicken strips and Dom Perignon on sunday :)

Hangin out tonight?
yeah..i didn't forget you ;)

9, Mxxxxxx?
yea..pick me up :)

Ur so high maintenance ;)
i know :)

--- Lay Report ---
--- picked her up at 9:20, drove to mcglynns. smoked pot in car. hung out at mcglynns. she bought the drinks and chicken strips for me. drove back to her place. smoked pot in the car again. hung out by pool. both got naked and swam. she was playing sexual teasing games. i just leaned back against the edge of the pool and acted unaffected. when i felt it was time, i advanced and she wrapped her legs around me in the water and, while standing, i held her up and we grinded for a while. she's getting hotter and hotter and she finally says, "you wanna get out of the pool?" we get out and put a lounge chair down flat. she lays down and we have sex for a ridiculously long time. something about her or the situation, maybe because i was high, but i was hard longer than i'd ever been before and i took full advantage of it. when she was done she says, "you want me to suck your cock?" - "yeah". she goes down and puts all her energy into one of the best blow jobs i've ever had. yeah, that good. we lay for a while, in the quiet. then she gets up and we both get in the water again for a few minutes. we get out, dry off, have a cigarette, and sit in patio chairs. I fell asleep for about 10 minutes. we chat and then i tell her to walk me to my car. kiss goodbye. the drive home was horrible. A 25 minute drive while stoned out of my mind, but so worth it.

--- goal of next text: This was meant to be reassuring and make her feel good about what we did all night, and to make her smile

Hey beautiful, i was just thinking about your kisses. hope your day is going well, xoxo
hi hotty ;) i can't sleep and i'm bored..i seriously need constant
entertainment. oh, and you forgot to give me my massage sunday...
you were so funny :)

---- last text ----

--- We met many more times and one in particular I'll have to post