Text Game Lead Up:
ME: I had fun. Next time we should finish our drinks ;) I'll talk to you soon, cutie.
(4 days later)ME: Wow. You just got the record for delayed responding.
HER: i had fun, when's next time
(1 minute later)(4 hours later)
HER: you never told me your talent, remember that? lol
ME: That's better ;)
HER: Look who's tryna win the delayed response award nowME: I am soooo gonna spank you for that when I see you.
(keep text convo sexual so she knows I don't just want to be friends)
HER: You're a mess lolME: Hey cutie, you have a good weekend?
HER: Yes i'm tryna win at delayed responses
HER: it was alright, you?ME: Earth shattering weekend.
HER: Do you always text extra late? Like I know you're gettin old but geez, memory loss at an early ageME: Woke me up 'n no message? :(
(she called at 12am, left no message)
HER: Aww I'm sorry! I'm too cool to leave messages.. y r u asleepME: Call me
HER: I'm at work, call ya tonight?ME: I'll be asleep.
HER: I'm at work then meeting til late like 10:30 ish
(she called and left message right after my text. She was very nervous)ME: Your message was so cute ;)
HER: I hate leaving messages btw...
HER: U shoulda came over 2niiiiite! I duno when my roomie comin back =/ME: U shoulda inviiiiited me
HER: Lol touche. Are you at work?ME: Sorta. Construction on my bros place on weekends.
HER: Ok what time-ish r u callin me tomorrow(2 days later)
ME: Hey cutie, how's your sunday goin?
HER: Studyin, got a crazy 2 weeks ahead of me =/ is this your one day off lolME: Hey cutie, you gonnna be around on sunday? I owe you a spanking ;)
HER: always time =) what time tho, i got a dinner 2 go 2ME: after 9
HER: Can't wait!ME: You gonna have ice this time?
HER: Yes! LolME: Is your roomate gonna get jealous if we're having too much fun? ;)
HER: Door locks, well jus keep it down hahaME: Hey cutie, how sexy will you be dressed on Sunday?
HER: Itll all b a surprise =)(I kept the sexual vibe going to let her know that I intended on having sex with her when I saw her. Her response was not so good because she didn't know how to respond.)
ME: Mmmmm
ME: 9:15 good?
HER: Yeah that's cool
Fiasco Report:
Met her at her dorm. She made margaritas again. Much better this time. We talk for a bit and then start making out. Her shirt and bra were off in record time. Everything is going smoothly. Then she gets up and gets chocolate syrup. WTF? We haven't even had normal sex and she's going for syrup. Call me a neat freak, but I wasn't too keen on getting that shit on my clothes. So she pours some on her tits and I licked it off while rubbing her through her pants.
Then she stops me and says, "I have a confession..." Oh. Fuck. Is it STD, is she a post-op? What could it be?
"I'm a virgin." Oh thank god. That just means sex is going to be difficult, not dangerous.
She told me she wanted me to know because some guys don't want to have sex with virgins. I said, "I only have a problem with it if you have a problem with it."
But after that it was done. I'm thinking that she probably wanted to talk it out a bit. I didn't want to. She said her stomach was bothering her and then she said it was her time of the month. Whatever. Now I'm thinking it was all lies. Who knows. Either way, this was her second and last chance.
After Action Review:
Did I make any mistakes? Not sure. If anyone sees any, please let me know. I'm thinking the 'Virgin' thing was a test I failed. Don't know. Maybe she really was a virgin and it was a hangup she couldn't get past. I'm not waiting for her.
I'm learning to laugh at a lot of the stuff women do. It doesn't make me mad or pissed or upset in any way. It is what it is, but it does annoy me sometimes.
What really annoyed me with Pool Girl is that we were making out for a while and she NEVER went for my dick. If she had given me a hand job or blow job, I might have seen her again. I might have even put up with her not having sex.
Let this be a lesson to any women reading this. If you want to keep a man, especially one who has options, touch his dick.
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