MORE TEXT GAME

Chick I met while shopping. The best is at the end if you can get to it.

Her: What time y'all going up there

Me: Hey stalker, 11pm

Her: lol cool beans
Her: stalker has a name by the way
Her: Where you from?

Me: Heaven, goof

Her: Love it!!!
Her: Are you really coming out, Kind of hurricane weather lol

Me: What you gonna melt?

Her: meet at barns or elsewhere?

Me: Blammo

Her: What?

Me: Right

Her: I'll text you when I'm up there lol

(later)

Her: You're never home lol

Her: Don't you ever throw house parties or just order in and drink at home?

Me: When it occurs to me

Her: Oh...

(later)

Her: (sent a pic of Betty White with quote "Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding!")

Me: Thought it was gonna be a pic of you

Her: You never asked... but be mindful because I'm fair

Me: Ok, hit me

Her: Do you have something equal? Or better yet... we can forget pics and just go to your place to chill next time lol

Me: Equal, no. better (I can't have her at my place, can't say why)

Her: (sent sexy pic of her in bra)
Her: You're turn

(I sent no picture)

(later)

Her: Where've you been staying

Me: Why you gonna stalk me more

Her: lol nah just trying to have some fun :)

Me: Is the anticipation killing you

Her: Mhmmmm

Me: You want to come over thurs

Her: I can't on Thursday that's my ******
Her: How's weekend

Me: Only other option is Fri

Her: No I'm babysitting at my aunts... I don't understand the "only other option" part ... are you never home?

Me: I'll never be home again, this week or never

Her: I'm confused that's weird ... I'm sry I'm not able on those days

Me: How late will your thing be going on

Her: Till probly 11ish

Me: Ok, come over after

Her: Ok, friday then
Her: wait... wait why is this my only option do you have other girls lined up

Me: your top of the list that's out of fifty so you know it means something

Her: Ew... That's gross Lol
Her: Why is this the only time though

Me: You know I have baggage

Her: Maybe I was wrong... messing around isn't a good idea... I mean you are gorgeous but I'm not looking for a one nighter... I date... Not bang and leave... It's not my style

Me: You can still date and hang out with me I don't judge, I'm probably one of the few people you'll find that you can relax and open up and be yourself around, I know you want to see me, I'll be up anyway you can come over and watch a movie, we're both adults we'll do whatever we're comfortable with

Her: You're right sorry I over think sometimes
Her: I'll come on Friday :)

Me: cool